continued from Movie Date I
When I woke up in the morning, I realized that I had hurt my back real hard. My head was aching and my cell phone was lying on the floor. I felt dizzy and was losing consciousness. Actually I was lying on the floor too. I don’t know how but I had fallen from my bed to the ground. Every muscle left in back was paining. Don’t know how but I was feeling as if a car hit me.
I saw my roommate lying on the bed, looking at me and smiling dumb at me. I gave up hope and called for help. “Don’t you just look at me like this? Help me….jaldi kar!”
But for some reasons he didn’t respond. I looked up and yelled “Hey Roshan, give me a hand yaar!” He kept looking at me as if nothing happened. I was screwed. I realized that he was not awake. He was sleeping with both his eyes open.
I had seen my roommate who was still having a sound sleep or dreaming of his ‘I-will-say-I-love-you-like-this’ kind of dreams in which he yelled out ‘I love you’, so loud that the south Indian who lives next door had a nearly fatal attack.
“Abe saale! Uth B*******d …madad kar meri….abe kamine help me!!!!” I yelled at my peak.
My cries went out and disappeared like a whistle(can say ‘fart’) in the thin air. I grabbed whatever came in my hand. In the process my jeans, my towel and electric iron fell on me respectively (ouch!!).
“abe saale kiske khayalon mein maaraa pada hai…..abe madad kar b$#(*&*^#^n$%ke !&^&^$^#%$#%$”
I thought not to waste more energy on him. I now got hold of my bucket and threw it at him. But the piece of S**t went up and came down on me along with the soap and shampoo. To make matters worse there was water in the bucket. So after taking my morning bath I realized that the soap water bath has made the ground enough slippery that I could move horizontally but restricted any vertical disposition.
So there I was, in pain, wet, covered by my own wet clothes with an electric iron on my thigh next to my testicles and some other clothes in my belly. The revolving fan was such a sight. I couldn’t have seen it move so clearly as today. The dizziness was gone but the pain was butt-blasting.
Suddenly Kumbhakarana woke up with his walkman plugged to his ears. But this time I had no intention to move. For obvious reasons my body was paining and I had sustained enough for the day. I gave a large smile at him as he looked at me as if he had diffused from one dream to another.
“What are you doing below?” He asked as if I could explain what has been happening till now.
“I guess...Swimming is a good answer in this case” I jerked and wobbled as I tried to move. It was funny but my jaws hurt. Poor me, I couldn’t laugh at my dumbass condition. Roshan came down and put me back on my bed.
“How did this happen?”
“last night…drinks…ouch man that hurts…easy!!”
“Aur peele raat ko….kaha tha naa…no more drinks… magar Ch**t**a hai…sunega thodi na tu meri baat”
“Chal ab lecture band kar” I said as he removed some junk from his bed and found a pain balm.
He applied some of it on my back. I asked “Do you have a nice perfume?”
“Why all of a sudden you need perfume”
“Nothing special. Just going for a treat with some seniors”
“Where?” he questioned. I guess he was taken aback.
“To EQUATOR, where else?” I winked.
“You know, no matter what you name a dog, truth always remains he is a son of bitch. ”
“haan, haan, chal ab sukha mat mere. Get off the bed I need some sleep.”
As Roshan went away in his hoarse abusive tone I plunged on to the pillow.
As I woke up on my roommate’s loud cry it was half past ten.
“Abe uth jaa maa ke…. 10:30 to yehin ho liye…aaj to abhi bachi hui izzat bhi nilaam ho jayegi. Utth saale…maa ch*** main to chala”
Actually I was still not in a postion to move. Yet I picked my bag and reached the class thanks to someone who took me on the rickshaw to the class. I still couldn’t figure out who the person was.
I was like fully drunk and was surely looking as one. Yet I somehow, landed on my bench. The only one of its kind in the class.
I landed on my bench and started watching the professor like all other morons in the class. Its was like a politician giving a speech on terrorism. The over enthusiastic prof always delivered his best when in class ( to his credit) which, I belive, due to the poor conductivity of air could never reach me on the last bench. The guys on the first bench looked motivated as ever and the gals poured every spit from his mouth on their notebooks.
I mean just look at him.What an a**hole!!
I never knew when I went to sleep. Suddenly I woke up as I heard someone shout my name. I guess he called thrice and the sound grew furious with each passing second. It rang my bell and I woke up only to realise that the guy who sits infront of me was staring at me.
I analysed the surroundings. The class had started to disperse.”he woke me up after such a boring class. What a good guy!!!”
I nodded the kind guy in appreciation to his noble deed and started leaving the class only to realise that it was the proffesor had asked me to come to his office.
I was caught, asleep in class. “aaj phir c**da” I exclaimed.
To be continued…..